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VIP Appointment Reservation Request Contract 

(Make your appointment/reservation request below -STAY ON THIS PAGE- the Members Only Section is NOT for new prospects- Change to your Time Zone)

This is a free site, there is no place to enter a credit card. We do not care what your real name is,nor are we interested in any other personal info. You must have a phone number or email address that you can receive address instructions sent to and be able to receive the Reservation Request Confirmation email you will get when you submit this reservation request & be able to show it from your phone when you arrive for your interaction. Finally, you must be sincerely interested in an alternate adult lifestyle experience with a new friend to complete this request! This is a reservation request, your reservation is confirmed when you receive the address to meet! DO NOT WANDER OFF TO OTHER PAGES IN SEARCH OF PICS/MEMBERSHIP-THEY'RE FOR VETTED MEMBERS ONLY-NEW PROSPECTS MUST START HERE!  DO NOT EXPECT TO BE GRANTED ACCESS TO VETTED MEMBERS ONLY PAGES UNTIL YOU HAVE COMPLETED AN INTRODUCTION, PARTY OR OTHER CLUB INTERACTION.

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Before we meet, the member that sent you here wants you to know they are the most fun, sexiest and safest friend you can meet in person and they are not meeting to entrap you nor cause you any legal harm! They are giving you that in writing because it will stand up in court, so you are protected legally! And they want to make sure you are not entrapping them nor meeting them to cause any legal harm. As a result, please read this Reservation Contract completely to understand that they seek to legally protect both you and them.

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Reservation Contract (hereinafter referred to as "Contract") - Only five brief paragraphs!

We both understand that  the person you or anyone representing you (hereinafter referred to as "you")  seek to meet is not a stripper, nor escort nor providing any massages & does not use those words & prefers if you didn't use those words either. If you want: massage go meet a masseuse, escort/stripper get someone that agrees they are an escort/stripper. Actually the person you seek to meet is not providing any services at all nor any services for money rather they are an independent, new millennium thinking highly sensual or sexual person interested meeting a like minded new friend where it appears based on our conversations or mutual online site interests that we share common alternate adult lifestyle interests like adult fantasy or other adult interests. Additionally we both affirm that we are each at least 18 years of age legally & of sound mind & health.

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So that we can meet & enjoy each other’s company without anyone misrepresenting our mutually interest as something illegal. We both understand & agree that we are matched for non-erotic & erotic compatibility  and we have similar interests in alternate adult relationships & that all communication we engaged in up to now and once we meet or after we meet is for entertainment purposes only and cannot be used as a contract for anything illegal nor as part of any investigation nor as legal testimony in a criminal court for any reason.

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We both understand and agree that any gift suggested or donated to REAL Club USA is for Matchmaking, Introduction or Safe Neutral Adult Meeting Hosting (hereinafter referred to as "REAL Club USA Services") & nothing else also you can supply a business card to be used to acknowledge same on the back however failure to do so affirms that gift is not for any other services. Additionally the purpose of gift can be indicated by writing "Gift for REAL Club USA not the representative accepting it" on an envelop and putting gift inside, failure to do so affirms that gift is not for the person accepting it nor for anything illegal services nor for any service at all .other than REAL Club USA Services.

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You agree not to discuss any services, any fees or any gifts with the member you seek to meet once introduced. Meeting is excluded from representatives of all investigating agencies actively involved in adult activity investigation including news, media, law enforcement, private investigators and any of their affiliates or associates (exceptions can be requested for members of these groups not involved in an active adult interest investigations - those interested in contacting us about any adult activity can contact our lawyer) . Meeting while representing any excluded groups or while engaged in an active investigation related to our meeting without disclosure of that fact is agreed to by both parties as a violation and breach of this Contract with the violated party's privacy and Constitutional rights being acknowledged as damaged with liability for damages being acknowledged as the responsibility of the violating party as well as any entity they represent or any entity that will use their testimony. We both agree to this CONTRACT and give Affidavit that it has been digitally witnessed and that we understand and agree with this complete Contract  and that ANY additional communication from you or others you represent or that represent you as also agreeing to be bound by this Contract.

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The person you are seeking to meet understands and agrees with all parts of this Contract. This legally protects you. Any continued use of this site by you or  you making  a reservation to meet anyone associated with this site or you meeting anyone associated with this site in person or by you continuing ANY communication of any type with the person that sent you to  this site  or you communicating with anyone from this site indicates understanding and agreement with this entire Contract.  If you do not agree with any part of this Contract, leave this site, never return, and cease all communication with the person that sent you here and anyone from this site. Continuing to communicate with anyone from this site with out reserving is considered harassment & might be considered as intimidation as well with all criminal and civil remedies pursued. Visiting this site more than twice also indicates agreement with this Contract.

END of Contract.

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You now know I'm no threat to you legally and I will have no grounds for any legal action with regards to our meeting & neither will you so why don't we just meet & have some FUN getting to know each other! Continue on this page and make your Appointment Reservation Request NOW! Submitting the Appointment Request & showing the Confirmation Email (also it is your Membership identification) when you meet anyone associated with REAL Club USA indicates agreement with all terms & conditions.

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